pervert escape LOL

mum went out for breakfast
and early in the morning mum called and said
"can you come to the bustop to wait for me? i felt someone following me"
and i really went to the bustop with a flying speed and a weapon(HAAA!)..
when the bus arrived, i saw the perv walking towards the bus exit where mum is standing, with a super pervert face
but the moment mum got off, she held my hand and the pervert face was like
"-.-" sian 1/2
and i told mum that we seat at the bustop, see where that perv can go
he really got nowhere to go and i kept staring at him...
haha... stupid retarded idiotic retard asshole...
but i cant blame my mum for being pretty.. heeee
the point is, how can he see me and sian 1/2?!!!!!
URGH... this shows i'm less attractive than a 50yr old auntie
damn.